Hatchet Granny - Heartbreak Healer Herbal Mixer 16oz

Add to seltzer, coffee, tea, create a fancy cocktail or top your favorite ice cream

What is Heartbreak Healer?
The Heartbreak Healer is an elixir, brewed like a tea and poured like a mixer, we suggest mixing it into sparkling water, or crafted to create fun cocktails for both flavor and function.

What is an Elixir?
An elixir is a potent, herb-infused liquid crafted to enhance well-being with botanical ingredients that uplift, soothe, or energize. Unlike basic mixers, Heartbreak Healer is crafted with functional ingredients that provide both flavor and purpose.

The power of plants compels you!

Ingredient Highlights: A Heart-Centered Blend

Each ingredient in Heartbreak Healer is intentionally selected to nurture the heart—physically, emotionally, and energetically. The flavor profile is floral and citrus-forward, we wanted you to feel like you’re walking through an English garden, like you’re getting an herbal hug.

Lavender & Rose – Soothing and Uplifting
* English lavender, the highest-grade culinary lavender, and whole rose buds add depth and floral elegance.
* Lavender and rose are both nervines, calming the nervous system and promoting relaxation and emotional balance.

Rose Hips & Orange Peel – Citrus Brightness & Antioxidant Power

Lemon Balm, Lemongrass, & Lemon Verbena – The Power Trio
* These botanicals have been used for centuries to soothe the heart, restore balance, and uplift the spirit, especially in times of grief and emotional healing.
* Lemon Balm – A nervine that supports the nervous system without sedation.
* Lemongrass – With its broom-like appearance, it has been traditionally used to sweep away negative energy.
* Lemon Verbena – Another nervine and a hostess plant, symbolizing warmth and renewal

Pink Peppercorn & Pink Himalayan Salt – A Touch of Magic & Heart Energy
* Both ingredients are pink, the color of love and the heart chakra, reinforcing heart-centered wellness.

What is a Nervine?
A nervine is an herb that supports the nervous system, helping to calm stress, ease tension, and promote emotional balance without sedation.

Then, a Little Bit of Mushroom Magic… (not those mushrooms lol!)
The featured mushroom is REISHI, The "Mushroom of Immortality" revered in East Asian medicine for over 2,000 years, once reserved for emperors seeking eternal life. This lacquered forest royalty is a celebrated adaptogen, appearing in ancient texts as a longevity tonic and spiritual ally. Woody, bittersweet, grounding--reishi brings dignified calm to chaos, like a wise elder who's seen some shit and came out glowing.

The result? A deeply potent extract where the sum of the parts is greater than the whole—retaining not just the flavor, but the full spirit, soul, and body of the plant.

And if that is too woo woo it’s all good, because at the very least it TASTES GOOD!